Wankadelphia

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Wankadelphia Masturbatorium

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18 Bucatini Avenue, Rhapsody

Industry: Masturbatorium

Entity type: For-profit

Product: Copulatory experiences

Customers: 161,000/AU

Admission: 98mμ/DU

Revenue: 591,000μ/AU

Wankadelphia is a for-profit, private masturbatorium based in Rhapsody. Wankadelphia delivers a variety of copulatory experiences in its spacious multi-venue waterfront Rhapsody facility.

The Wankadelphia Masturbatorium is one of the most popular and most heavily-frequented masturbatoria of Illuminatia's west coast. It is a standard among the masturbatorium circuit of Rhapsody locals while also serving as a destination masturbatorium for the tourists who descend upon Rhapsody from across the continent.

Wankadelphia derives a total revenue of 591,000μ/AU from a combination of daily admission fees and Bureau of Reproduction and Copulation (BRC) subsidy. Regular admission fees coast 98mμ/DU, although discounted and premium admission tickets are available.

Approximately 30% of Wankadelphia's revenue is provided by the BRC's Office of Recreational Copulation (ORC). These funds are provided in exchange for the club's promotion of non-reproductive copulatory activities, in accordance with the BRC's population regulation objectives.