Rolling Stone Fartsmellers

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Rolling Stone Fartsmellers

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101 Leipzig Avenue, Rolling Stone

Industry: Athletic Entertainment

Entity type: For-profit

Product: Sportsball, professional

Revenue (CRRS): F

The Rolling Stone Fartsmellers is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Rolling Stone, affiliated with the National Sportsball League (NSBL).

The Fartsmellers attracts fanatics from the region south of Voyage a Deux and north of Requiem in southwestern Illuminatia, markets which are served by the Aggressive Sharts of River Mystic and the Requiem Bellends, respectively.

The club's mascot is the Smart Feller, a nod to the presumed collective intelligence of the team's roster of athletes which is a long-standing throwback to a period when the club instituted an intellectual aptitude test as a part of its employment process.