Requiem Bellends

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The Requiem Bellends

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122 West Glans Street, Requiem

Industry: Athletic Entertainment

Entity type: For-profit

Product: Sportsball, professional

Home Attendance: 1,710,900/AU

Revenue: 588,000μ/AU

Ticket Price: 0.23μ

Personnel:

  • 48 active athletes
  • 38 standby athletes

The Requiem Bellends is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Requiem, affiliated with the National Sportsball League.

The Bellends is a for-profit corporation. The corporation owns the team's 160,000 seat stadium at 12 South Glans Avenue, which hosts an average of 15 home games per season.

Glans Stadium is an outdoor facility with an outdoor field, with spectator seating that is semi-protected by an overhead covering that is translucent but tinted as to tame the often unforgiving summer sunlight. The warm climate in Requiem makes it unnecessary that the stadium have any countermeasures for inclement climatic artifacts aside from too much sun.

The Bellends employs the athletic talent of 86 total athletes, 48 of whom are active players during the season and 38 of whom are serve on a standby basis. Active Bellends athletes earn a salary of 600μ/AU while standby athletes earn about 155μ/AU.

To a somewhat greater extent than much of professional major-league sportsball, the Bellends are heavily involved in three-sided sportsball games, playing over 80% of their games as three-sided. The Bellends usually play 15 home games per 43-game season.

The Bellends earn a revenue of 588,000μ/AU, collected mostly from ticket sales but also from broadcast licensing arrangements, merchandise, and home game concessions. General admission averages 0.23μ per ticket, with a discount for "B"-team games.

The team's mascot is Ringer the Bellend.