Mendelssohn Halfwits
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Mendelssohn Halfwits
101 Leipzig Avenue, Mendelssohn
Industry: Athletic Entertainment
Entity type: For-profit
Product: Sportsball, professional
Revenue (CRRS): D
The Mendelssohn Halfwits is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Mendelssohn, affiliated with the National Sportsball League (NSBL).
The Halfwits serves as a de facto secondary NSBL team for the metropolitan region focused on the city of Harmony, which is primary captured by the much larger Harmony Cuntmuffins. Despite the team's secondary status in the larger north Brookeview Bay region, the Halfwits do enjoy primacy within the city of Mendelssohn itself as well as in surrounding smaller cities such as Pachelbel and Lewishire.