Tchaikovsky Dumpsterfire

Tchaikovsky Dumpsterfire

131 5th Street, Tchaikovsky

Industry: Athletic Entertainment

Entity type: For-profit

Product: Sportsball, professional

Home Attendance: 834,000/AU

Revenue: 417,000μ/AU

Ticket Price: 0.24μ

Personnel:

• 45 active athletes
• 30 standby athletes

The Tchaikovsky Dumpsterfire is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Tchaikovsky, affiliated with the National Sportsball League.

The Dumpsterfire is a for-profit corporation and owns the team's own 65,000-seat Trashbin Stadium. Between their A, B, and C-teams, the Dumpsterfire play an average of 17 home games out of every 44 game season at the stadium, drawing a home attendance figure 834,000/AU over the course of a sportsball season.

General admission tickets at Trashbin Stadium cost 0.24μ for A-team and B-team games, while C-team game tickets are sold for 0.23μ, which is a typical figure among major sportsball teams with a moderate geographic monopoly. The Dumpsterfire enjoy an overall budget of 417,000/AU supported largely by ticket sales, as well as broadcast rights, and to a lesser extent merchandise and concessions.

The team's mascot is Dustbin the Circular File.