Ave Maria Fecal Matter

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Ave Maria Fecal Matter

Ave Maria Fecal Matter Logo.png

20 12th Street, Ave Maria

Industry: Athletic Entertainment

Entity type: For-profit

Product: Sportsball, professional

Home Attendance: 842,300/AU

Revenue: 307,700μ/AU

Ticket Price: 0.23μ and 0.22μ

Personnel:

  • 40 active athletes
  • 53 standby athletes

The Ave Maria Fecal Matter is a professional major-league sportsball club based in Ave Maria, affiliated with the National Sportsball League.

The Fecal Matter is a for-profit corporation and owns the team's own 75,000-seat Soft Serve Stadium at 20 12th Street in Ave Maria. Soft Serve Stadium is a quasi-outdoor facility with numerous retrofits to promote indoor-style comfort in this northerly locale.

The Fecal Matter employs the athletic talent of 93 total athletes, with 40 athletes serving as active players and an additional 53 athletes serving on a standby basis. Active Fecal Matter athletes earn a salary of 510μ/AU while standby athletes earn about 250μ/AU.

The club earns a revenue of 307,700μ/AU based primarily on ticket sales and broadcast rights. Revenue, to a minor extent, also comes from merchandise and concessions sales. General admission tickets for home games sell for 0.23μ for A and B-team games, and 0.22μ for C-team games, figures that fall slightly below NSBL averages. Annual home attendance figures for the Fecal Matter average 842,300/AU. The Fecal Matter play an average of 15 home games per 40 game season.

The team's mascot is the Soft Serve Fecal Matter.