Could Careless, Inc

Could Careless, Inc.

36 Rhombus Street, Harmony

Industry: Communication, linguistics

Entity type: Non-profit

Product: Topical authority, information for public dissemination, journal publication

Revenue: 760,000μ/AU

Personnel: 145 employees

Motto: "They call us grammar police, but we couldn't care less."

Could Careless, Inc. is one of Illuminatia's major regional linguistic policing organizations. This non-profit organization, based in Harmony, provides monitoring and patrolling of grammatical usage and some level of linguistic prescription relating to the usage of Illuminatia's common language, Glossa Communi.

Could Careless, Inc. exercises its specialized topical knowledge to engage in activities known to prevent oronyms and idiomatic substitutions of words and phrases that might otherwise degrade the communicative capacities of language. The organization utilizes print publishing and broadcasting to further its public awareness and educational goals.

Could Careless has a regional focus in northeastern Illuminatia, though the organization maintains continental prominence in linguistic circles. Could Careless utilizes a network of localized linguistic agents embedded among in-person cultural interaction for monitoring purposes. The organization also monitors print and broadcast media from its offices and communicates with publishers and broadcasters when it finds they have published material the organization deems actionable for the preservation of linguistic reliability.

Could Careless receives consideration from the Illuminatia Department of Language and Lexicology (DLL) in support of the organization's work in maintaining the integrity of the Glossa Communi language. The DLL provides this support because linguistic monitoring and policing institutions such as Could Careless have been shown to provide the benefits for language and lexicology that the DLL seeks to promote.